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9 Reasons To Industrialise & Exploit Iceland's Nature

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9 Reasons To Industrialise & Exploit Iceland's Nature

Iceland is a country full of potential. It has powerful glacial rivers and is seething with geothermal energy; it has vast expanses of land full of untouched nature; and it has a corrupt, money-hungry government desperate to make a quick buck. When you put all these facts together, you should come to one conclusion: Iceland is ripe for exploitation. And yet, in spite of all promise, Icelanders’ penchant for failure comes to the forefront once more. Iceland has barely invested in the heavy industry that could turn their country from an empty wasteland into an industrial wasteland, and it’s

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The 6 WORST Tours in Iceland

To know whether or not something is for you, the best thing you can do is talk to someone who has lived it. In the case of tours in Iceland, however, it’s more a case of who has survived them. The reckless Icelandic government and its puppet Guide to Iceland promote a vast variety of activities for thrill-seekers and nature-lovers to partake in when they get here. The scheme is that you pay for a tour before arrival, but then it’s cancelled because of weather, and they get to keep the money. It’s quite the plot, but it does not always work out. You see two, perhaps three days of the year,

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How Iceland Ruined History

As a far-flung, barren, lifeless, miserable little rock on the edge of the Arctic Circle, miles away from anything and anyone, Iceland seems like it could do no harm to the rest of the world. The fact that its population consists of sheep and simpletons further enforces this illusion. These factors lead many to believe that Icelanders are nothing but observers of history, innocent of being part of any international conflict, with absolutely no influence on the world stage. That, however, is what they want you to think. Iceland is the Perez Hilton of nations: irrelevant, hated, worthless,

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The Most Overrated Places in Iceland

Every person who has ever been to or lived in Iceland can unanimously agree that the country is completely overrated. No matter what any traveller seeks, if they manage to leave Iceland with their lives, they return home feeling deeply disappointed, completely betrayed, and at least slightly harrowed. People are flocking here for all sorts of reasons, with giddily high hopes, and every one of them quickly meets the harsh backhand of reality. It’s no surprise. As discussed in ‘the UGLY Truth About Iceland’, the corrupt government, and its axis of puppet institutions such as Guide to Iceland

A history of constant failure: Iceland and Eurovision

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A history of constant failure: Iceland and Eurovision

Once again, Iceland has completely embarrassed itself in front of Europe. To the surprise of no one internationally, and everyone locally, Iceland did not pass the qualifying round of the Eurovision Song Contest 2017. The country's idea of what a talented person is, Svala (pictured above dressed as a cheap extra in a low-budget girl-group from the '90s), seemed to be a safe bet; but as an Icelander, she was destined to bring nothing but shame to the competition. Completely wasted. It is no wonder why the people of Europe found the performance to be as flat as those unforgivable shoes.

Surviving the horrors of Greenland (what no-one else is willing to tell you)

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Surviving the horrors of Greenland (what no-one else is willing to tell you)

I’m curious: what’s your favourite thing about Iceland? How about the violent, endless winters and the brutal, arctic weather? The barren, burnt, infertile landscapes? The bountiful feasts of rancid, rotten shark? Or perhaps it’s the slow-to-fade stain of misery left by brutal Danish colonialists? Well, if you like those things about Iceland, you’ll love how much worse they get in Greenland. When medieval barbarian Eric the Red became the first European to discover Greenland, he literally could not find a single appealing thing about it. He granted the land its name and lied while doin